So, I noticed that only spammers post this late or early....or whatever time it is wherever you are (it's 4:47am for me right now) so I decided to also spam to help me fit in.
So you should totally go buy...ummm...shoes. Yeah, you should totally go buy some shoes froooom..uhhh...Wal-mart? They sell shoes right? Soooo...yeah. Go buy some shoes from Wal-mart or something.
Yup. Totally nailed it.

-DJ DubMentia